1-Randy Orton defeated Dolph Ziggler by pinfall. Orton hit Ziggler with an RKO to get the win.
2-Brodus Clay defeated Tyler Reks by pinfall. Clay hit Reks with the “What The Funk” to get the win.
3-World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan defeated WWE Champion CM Punk by disqualification. The disqualification occurred when Chris Jericho interfered.
4-Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz by pinfall. Kofi hit Miz with the Trouble in Paradise to get the win.
5-Beth Phoenix defeated Eve Torres for Divas Title by pinfall. Phoenix hit Torres with the Glam Slam to get the win. Beth Phoenix is still our Divas Champion.
6-John Cena attacked Kane.
7-The Undertaker returns
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